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Thank you!

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So I know that other people are suppose to answer these things but that never happens so I am going to answer it and let you guys know more about me.

Questions not usually asked:

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Sometimes. It depends on the hotel.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Of course.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Sure.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

No. I eat out. ..;)

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

oh shit.. i guess a swarm of bees.

8: Do you have freckles?

Sure do.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

No.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

people that leave pens clicked instead of unclicking them.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Sometimes. Only on days that I am feeling overly OCD. 

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Damn sure have.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

Yes.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

I dance all the time. 

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

One.

17: What size is your bed?

Queen. Not too much room but just enough.

18: What is your Song of the week?

Talking in code by Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Surely.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Hell yeah.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

At the moment..Ghostrider.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

My back yard.

23: What do you drink with dinner?

Sprite. 

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Honey Mustard, foo.

25: What is your favorite food?

Chicken.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Comedies, Romantic comedies, anything with love or that is funny.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Megan Warmack

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Yes.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

For some cashflow.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Last summer.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

yes.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

No. Just warnings.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

No.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

PB&J!

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

hmm..McDonalds.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Anytime that I Happen to fall asleep.

37: Are you lazy?

Sometimes.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Witches.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

A Rooster.

40: How many languages can you speak?

2.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Nope.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

LEGOSSSS.

43: Are you stubborn?

yes.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

CONAN.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

fuck no.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

no.

47: Do you sing in the car?

hell yeah.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

I am the best shower singer.

49: Do you dance in the car?

definitely.

50: Ever used a gun?

yes.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

High school.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

no.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

Not to me. I enjoy it.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

nope..

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

I don’t like pie.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Doctor, Police officer. 

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

sure.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

who hasn’t.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

no.

60: Wear slippers?

no.

61: Wear a bath robe?

no

62: What do you wear to bed?

gym shorts.

63: First concert?

never been to one.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Wal-Mart.

65: Nike or Adidas?

Nike.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos Puffs.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Depends on the day.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

no.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

yes. I was 2.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

yes.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Only good lesbians can.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

no.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes.

74: Own any record albums?

no.

75: Own a record player?

no.

76: Regularly burn incense?

no.

77: Ever been in love?

yes.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

A whole fucking ton of bands.

79: What was the last concert you saw?

You already asked me this.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Sweet Tea.

81: Tea or coffee?

Tea.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Snickerdoodles.

83: Can you swim well?

I guess so.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yes.

85: Are you patient?

depends on the day.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

BAND.

87: Ever won a contest?

yes.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

no.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

neither.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

no.

91: Best room for a fireplace?

bedroom.

92: Do you want to get married?

yes.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

not married. 

94: Who was your HS crush?

my girlfriend.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

no. 

96: Do you have kids?

no.

97: Do you want kids?

undecided.

98: Whats your favorite color?

blue.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

yes.

LOVE ALICE.

love.

love.

ahahahahaha.

ahahahahaha.

fucking love them.
I would totally have a threesome with these two.
mmhmm.

fucking love them.

I would totally have a threesome with these two.

mmhmm.